Thursday, July 16, 2009

The few, the proud, the FODwalkers

There is a war going on out there, my countrymen. The enemy are many, and they are ruthless. But there are those who put the safety of their country above personal desires such as coffee, e-mail and Popeye's biscuits and gravy. They are the FOD walkers!
Each day, (or as often as the boss reminds them) they make their way out to the parking lot. Selflessly, they trudge along, eyes on the ground, picking up sticks and rocks that the enemy has planted to foil our war efforts.
To these dedicated heroes of pebbles and twigs, I salute you!


-- Posted From My iPod Touch

1 comments:

Desiderata said...

And what, you just completely ignore the leaves? What good is picking up rocks and pebbles if you are going to leave the leaves, I ask you?